The Monte Carlo not seen on SpeedTV
Photos copyright Mario Marchesini
Captions by Lorenzo Marchesini
“Me pay? No, give him the bill..” submitted by Michael Gordon.
Do not get impressed too quickly …. most of the mega-yachts are rented by the various sponsors only for the race weekend.
This is where you buy tickets for the Grand Prix and if you wait long enough….discounted at 50%.
Don’t feel bad for Bernie though, even at half price it is still $150 US.
Souvenirs are still sold African-Market style in glamorous Monte Carlo.
Partying on boats goes on and on at night in the harbor.
US tax dollars well spent! US Coast Guard Training vessel just happened to be visiting during the race weekend, of course. No word on whether tickets to the race were included for the crew!
Aerodynamically-modified (front wings) of an import most likely from Eastern Europe for entertainment use only. However, it was not the yacht of the Italian Premier.
Finale Fest after the race (paid for by HRH Prince Albert). Or see above and “To Catch a Thief”.
“Did you see that girl on the yacht?”
“Yea, but I liked the one I met at the Virgin party…”
“You should have see the one that was coming on to me..!!”
caption: it’s not the season for gluhwein but oh well i’ll have some anyway.
the pneumatic suspension on the east european import looks pretty nice too.
Caption for photo.
“You weren’t gonna drink that were you?” Probably too obvious, though.
Cheers,
David J. Richards
http://www.lancisti.net
Proposed caption: “Michael Schumacher’s Doberman left this behind.”
Those last-minute VIP terrace seats aren’t sold by the ACM, but rather by locals who rent out their terraces to well-heeled spectators. Bernie doesn’t get a cut, but trust me, even at half-off they cost a lot more than $150. Regular price for a good grandstand seat (like, for ex., those in the K grandstands down by the harbor) are about $900 for the 3-day weekend, and the private terraces tend to go for much more.
How about for the caption,”He wants three more”.
Caption
Wait a half an hour and he’ll fill them right back up without spilling a drop…
CAPTION:
” Lushwell is out cold, but his faithful dog Boozer is still at it.”
Even the street parties have a three-drink minimum.
“Great! With so many guard rail posts I sure need a good fill-up”
Let them car owners worry about gasoline, ethanol and diesel.
Me, I’ll take a cold one day and night.
Arf. Ruf
is this light beer? he can’t handle the heavy stuff.
Just a little bit more then I won’t notice the pink shoes on the way home.
Caption:
“Me pay? No, give him the bill…”
“My date is drinking too much. AGAIN”
caption: “This is beer, right?”
the more I drink the better she looks…
Did the guy on the ground pee in this cup??
The Pooch is doing all the drinking but the owner looks like she has to pee.
Of course he’s of legal age (in dog years).
Hey, for buying a 50% off race ticket, I should get a free glass of Cristal, not this crappy beer my dog won’t even drink!
Be careful you don’t step on the bartender!
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The sign does say “SERVICE”
You’re starting it again Woofie. You say your only gonna have 2 or 3 beers and the next thing I know you’re peeing in the street. I shoulda listened to my mutha.
I’m confused. I thought the expression was “a beer for my horse.”
Caption: “Best leftovers I’ve had all year”
Did you say there was a dog there? Come on!
I don’t know why his master call’s him Mr. Upskirt
‘Hey Luigi I hope that is beer not piss’
Now do you believe he needs a rehab, or retraining at the very least?
Who is drunk and who is getting there ?
No, officer, he will not be driving today.
Caption:
Hey, this is beer! You promised me some of Kimi Raikkonen’s vodka!
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If I have these what’s the dog in the dress going to have?
beer goes right through him